I want to marry Jessica Rabbit!!!!

[Cortona]

Coming from a country where one can purchase ladies' used knickers from vending machines, this story really doesn't sound too far-fetched!

Strangely enough, I think I married Jet Set Willy's (ex-)wife. Not quite a cartoon character, but every time I attempt to enter the Master Bedroom (it's a vintage game room, really) for some Amiga/C64/XBox/guitar-playing joy, there she is, blocking my path and dishing out chores. There's always something...