Humans and Computers to merge by 2029

[v85rawdeal]

On the day humans and computers merge, I am gonna change my name to Intel...

That way, I can ask pretty ladies if they have 'Intel Inside', and if they say no, I can then respond with 'Would you like some?'

[Buleste]

It does bring a new meaning into slotting your memory stick into the USB port. Or installing something onto your harddrive. Firmware and wetware? I'm sure there's many more double entendres.

[Submeg]

On the day humans and computers merge, I am gonna change my name to Intel...

That way, I can ask pretty ladies if they have 'Intel Inside', and if they say no, I can then respond with 'Would you like some?'

No! Bad v85! Bad! Stop with the bad puns!!

[Teho]

Merging your mind with a computer. Has people really thought this idea through? "mindlink.exe has performed an illegal operation and must be closed." Oops.

What if you get a BSOD? Do you just reboot your brain? Talk about being born again!

I don't think I'll be an early adopter of this particular technology, thank you.

[J T]

I was expecting pictures of robo-sex

[Buleste]

Some of us don't need sex with artificial devices. I'm not one of them, but some of us don't.