Greatest lines in movie history

[Sharingan]

The title of this thread speaks for itself, really. There are some lines of dialogue that just stay in your memories forever, either because they were funny, well-timed, witty, corny, powerful or just plain EPIC.

What better way to start this thread, than to quote Darth Vader in The Empire Strikes Back?


Darth Vader: No. I am your father.
Luke Skywalker: NOOOOOOOO!!!

- Star Wars: The Empire Strikes back

[Harrison]

Nice topic and a great opening quote.

Some I like include:

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country:
"You have not experienced Shakespeare, until you've read it in the original Klingon"

Spaceballs:
"WHAT? You went over my helmet?" - Dark Helmet

Scarface:
"I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice" - Tony Montana

12 Monkeys:
"There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion." - Jeffrey

Pirates Of The Caribbean:
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid." - Jack Sparrow

That's it for now. I will try and think up some better truly classic ones.

[Demon Cleaner]

Hot Fuzz
By the power of Greyskull! -Danny

[Harrison]

Nice one I watched Hot Fuzz again last night and it is brilliant. Definitely one of the funniest films I've seen for a long time. The end with the gun battle is especially great, and made even more so because I know the town (Wells in Somerset) where it was filmed really well.

[Demon Cleaner]

Nacho Libre
Nacho: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win!
Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat!

[v85rawdeal]

Not certain if this quite counts but:-

Bottom Live 3

"Horrible Fish? Severely bloody ill fish? OOH! Sh1t fish!" - Eddie Hitler

[TiredOfLife]

Do you expect me to talk?
No Mr Bond, I expect you to die.

My mule gets the crazy idea people are laughing at him, now if you apologise to him like I know you are going to.

[Teho]

There are so many great quotes, it's hard to decide which to mention. I rewatched Bram Stoker's Dracula last night, and Gary Oldman has a whole host of great quotes in it. For instance when he delivers that "Do you believe in.. destiny?" early on in the movie I always get shivers down my spine. It's just so perfect, also considering how the rest of that movie plays out.

[Harrison]

Dirty Harry:
"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" - Harry Callahan

[TiredOfLife]

Robocop

After Clancy shoots the coppers hand off.
Give that man a hand.

Defo the way he says it.



If only you had seen, what I have seen, with your eyes.