You know you spend too long playing games when...

[v85rawdeal]

19. You wonder why you are not being pixelated whenever you have a shower, bath or use the toilet.

20. You spin around very quickly in an attempt to change your clothes.

[Submeg]

21. To go downtown, to the beach or on a vacation, instantly, a yellow taxi appears outside your house

[Harrison]

22. When you get injured you wonder why you don't instantly appear standing outside of the Hospital missing some of your cash.

23. The dents in your car don't magically heal themselves when you start the next "race".

[Submeg]

24. You wonder why you can never seem to pull off the double backflip spinning cresent moon flame kick in real life

[Harrison]

25. While jumping into the air you don't go even higher by jumping again.

[Submeg]

26. Pressing pause doesn't pause your life

[v85rawdeal]

27. You fit a body-kit, sound system, hydraulics and plasma lighting to your baby's pram.

[Sharingan]

28. ... you mentally press the space bar (or whatever key the that action is configured to) when you want to jump.

29. ... you expect an exclamation mark to appear over someone's head when you try to scare them.

30. ... you squash a fly, you check its corpse for money and treasures.

31. ... you refer to your lunch box as 'rations'.

32. ... you try to take a peek at the health bar when you're feeling lousy.

[v85rawdeal]

33. You walk into a fast-food place and eat 10 super-size meals, one after the other.

34. You hire a 3 piece orchestra to walk behind you playing dramatic music at the right time.

[Submeg]

35. Once you've held up your friends and stolen all their cash and food, you stun them and then look for a locker to stuff them into