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[Kin Hell]

I say kill a few more trees, add some chemicals to the paper for a Glossy finish, print their Asses clean off from squeezed Chameleon juice & then throw them into a plastic Photo Album from China that looks like a 100 year old piece of Leather!
These antiquated Chinese Photo Albums are a fraction of the price of BHS, Cavendish House and M&S ones, so you can afford even more squeezed Chameleon juice on Glossy chemical impregnated paper & sod the trees that give us Oxygen to breathe! - Job done!

Then at Christmas time or when the Outlaws pop round, you can paw over the glossy prints protected by fuzzy plastic sheets whilst drinking tea & scoffing shitty dry "Rich Tea" biscuits that make you cough your nuts up if they go down the wrong hole....

You just can't beat old School.

PS - The real skill here is flipping the fuzzy plastic sheet back over the glossy prints before the coughed up Rich Tea biscuit hits the glossy prints!