To say I'm extremely jealous is a huge understatement!

Here in the UK most of us not living the largest cities are still stuck with very old copper phone lines only, with most exchanges only running at ADSL 8Mbit maximum speeds, with the lucky few on exchanges upgraded to ADSL2+ 24Mbit. The even luckier in the largest cities have access to cable TV based fibre internet offering up to 50Mbits, and in a few trial areas 100Mbit.

For me in the rural wilderness on a 35+ year old copper line I'm luck to get 3Mbit/s at best and that is it. No plans for countrywide fibre, no plans to upgrade my local exchange any time soon. Therefore no options.