Right, I've remembered what I wrote last night.

Like everyone, I like the Guru Meditation. But I chose Abort, Retry, Fail? as my favorite. Why? Because it is nice and simple and gives several ways of getting out of it.

I also like lp0 on fire, but as I have never had a burning printer attached to a Unix system, I have never been on the receiving end of that error, so don't really want to vote for it.