It's finally happened. Medical researchers have gone too far.

Apparently Coffee, Sex and blowing your nose can increase your chances of having a stroke.http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-13294022

They also say that being startled or being constipated can also increased the risk of brain haemorrhage.

It won't be long until we are all told the best way to avoid cancer/stroke/heart disease is to not be born in the first place.