Cheryl Cole

[Stephen Coates]

Anyone else fancy throwing Cheryl Cole out of an aeroplane?

[Buleste]

I have a problem with this poll. It doesn't specify whether it is with or without a parachute!!!!

[Graham Humphrey]

Putting a thread about Cheryl Cole in the Music section... somebody should call Trading Standards

[Stephen Coates]

I have a problem with this poll. It doesn't specify whether it is with or without a parachute!!!!

Without of course. The idea is to see if a) someone catches her and b) if either of them survive.

[Buleste]

I have a problem with this poll. It doesn't specify whether it is with or without a parachute!!!!

Without of course. The idea is to see if a) someone catches her and b) if either of them survive.

Can I be the comedy guy who goes running putting the safety net under her as she's falling then as she's about to hit the floor I accidentally move it so she misses?

[Buleste]

Who put the Other? I want to know what you would do with her instead....

[Stephen Coates]

Yeah, I'm also curious to know who selected other

[J T]

Anyone else fancy Cheryl Cole ?

She's pretty hot, but maybe not all ZOMGWTFBBQ like the press make out. And that tattoo is trampy.

Still would, though.

[Buleste]

We all would if she offered, and was then gagged because I can't stand her voice but I'd still have to push her out of a plane. As for the skin job being trampy, thats not always a bad thing but she's only had it done because she's a sheep and wanted to be just like posh (who I would push out of an aeroplane at a great height onto a cactus field that is covering a pit a spikes followed by a piano because the piano would still sound better after the impact than she ever has.

[Harrison]

If we had to choose between the 2 then Posh would be under the wheels of the plane before take off, as I wouldn't even spend the fuel on getting her into the air to push out. As you say, Cheryl is just a sheep following the trend and caught up in the marketing machine. Still, she has a bloody annoying voice!