The Random Joke Thread

[Submeg]

I think that's called insanity?

[v85rawdeal]

Not if you're the spectator watching it!

[Submeg]

lol now I see your point....I also inspected your sig, interesting messages you have there...

[Puni/Void]

Hey, do you want to hear my construction joke?
I'll tell you later. I'm still working on it.

[Buleste]

How do you define an optimist?

An investment banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday.

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What's the difference between investment bankers and London pigeons?

The pigeons are still capable of making deposits on a new BMWs.

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What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?

A large pizza can still feed a family of four.

[v85rawdeal]

Ephram Zimbalist Jnr says to his dad, Ephram Zimbalist Snr: "Dad, ain't you got no imagination?"

[Buleste]

Ephram Zimbalist Jnr says to his dad, Ephram Zimbalist Snr: "Dad, ain't you got no imagination?"

He was the spokesperson for the Shadows you know (and not the British guitar based band before you say anything).

Ed Begley Jnr says to his dad, Ed Begley Snr: "Dad, ain't you got no imagination?"