The Random Joke Thread

[v85rawdeal]

Vista + 512mb = Hilarity!!!!

[Submeg]

I think that's called insanity?

[v85rawdeal]

Not if you're the spectator watching it!

[Submeg]

lol now I see your point....I also inspected your sig, interesting messages you have there...

[Puni/Void]

Hey, do you want to hear my construction joke?
I'll tell you later. I'm still working on it.

[Buleste]

How do you define an optimist?

An investment banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday.

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What's the difference between investment bankers and London pigeons?

The pigeons are still capable of making deposits on a new BMWs.

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What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?

A large pizza can still feed a family of four.

[v85rawdeal]

Ephram Zimbalist Jnr says to his dad, Ephram Zimbalist Snr: "Dad, ain't you got no imagination?"