Off topic's off topic thread, VERSION 2!

[Submeg]

I'm thinking of buying the Samsung Innov8

[v85rawdeal]

Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

[Buleste]

What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds’? I won’t know whether that refers to mine or the banks.

[v85rawdeal]

Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed.

[Buleste]

Who died and made you ****ing king of the zombies?

[v85rawdeal]

If this is the crew who's supposed to be filming us, who's filming us now?

[Buleste]

Just look at the face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet.

[v85rawdeal]

Just the knowledge that every minute spent in my company becomes the new greatest minute of your life!

[Buleste]

If this is the greatest moment in my life, KILL ME NOW!!!!!!!

[Demon Cleaner]

Negrita was too much yesterday