Off topic's off topic thread, VERSION 2!

[v85rawdeal]

You had to open your big mouth and ruin the only good scene I got in the picture. I might have won the Academy Award!

[Buleste]

My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.

[v85rawdeal]

Have no fear, the Cosmic Fool is here, to blow the lid off your conformist button-down world!

[Buleste]

I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

[v85rawdeal]

Oh, well then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, "Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids."

[Buleste]

Throw out your hands.
Stick out your tush.
Hands on your hips, give 'em a push.
You'll be surprised
you're doing the French mistake.
Voila.

[v85rawdeal]

What a unique device, the human tush. An architectural wonder, one of a kind... actually two of a kind. Designed to support our weight for a lifetime of sitting it also has the subtlety to do the samba. And when attached to certain members of the female species at a time when light summer dresses are worn can cause some of us to drive our cars straight up a lamppost.