Off topic's off topic thread, VERSION 2!

[Submeg]

And we want.........

A SHRUBBERY!

[Buleste]

You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this wood... alive.

[Buleste]

If squirrels bury their nuts then why are there so many of them?

[my_lo]

/daily rant against the world not meeting my expectations ON

I cannot believe the huge amount of time it takes me to cook my breakfast, take a shower and reach my office every morning... 2000 years of "technological evolution", from the wheel to the spaceshuttle and yet our cars are only (as Tom Paris says in the episod where they find a red truck floating in space) "one step further then the horse".
I have visited a project called "living tomorrow", it's a house equipped with all the newest technologies and honestly, it's crap! Things like the oven that you can start from your cell phone really don't shake me at all.
FFS, where are the sonic showers, the replicators and the transporters? How long will we still have to use a keyboard?
And the ultimate question: What the hell are the scientists doing?

/daily rant against the world not meeting my expectations OFF

[Tiago]

Do you still use a keyboard? OMG...
I connected my brain to a computer, but i have problems with the firewall when i drink... It blocks me my eyes a bit...

[my_lo]

Try disable it, but use somthing like spambot, you don't know what your eyes may see...

[Harrison]

I just hope you are not running that horrible Apple iBrain software. It might have a slick and polished interface, but it gives Apple access to all of your thoughts, and it is so bloated it uses up all of your memory! Plus you can only install the latest version if you have a brain made within that last 40 years.

And don't get me started with M$ Brainwave Ultimate edition. That can only be installed on a brain with an IQ of 110 or above, and even then you need an eyeball upgrade.

It's best to stick with Ubraintu. It might be more fiddly to install and get used to, but it only needs a minimal brain IQ of 90 and will run on older hardware up to 65 years!