I want to marry Jessica Rabbit!!!!

[burns flipper]

Like you'd refuse to take a pop at Jessica Rabbit if she offered.

[Cortona]

Coming from a country where one can purchase ladies' used knickers from vending machines, this story really doesn't sound too far-fetched!

Strangely enough, I think I married Jet Set Willy's (ex-)wife. Not quite a cartoon character, but every time I attempt to enter the Master Bedroom (it's a vintage game room, really) for some Amiga/C64/XBox/guitar-playing joy, there she is, blocking my path and dishing out chores. There's always something...

[v85rawdeal]

You guys have NO chance with Jessica Woods (yeah that's right... Woods) She loves me too much!!!!!

[Buleste]

Fine I'll have Holloughby Willoughby then.

[v85rawdeal]

Fine I'll have Holloughby Willoughby then.

Maybe, but if you laminate Jessica, she then becomes wipe-clean!

[Buleste]

Maybe I'd like Holloughby Willoughby dirty...... Maybe I want to try wiping Holloughby Willoughby down with a damp cloth......Maybe I want to try whipping Holloughby Willoughby down with a damp cloth

[Buleste]

Coming from a country where one can purchase ladies' used knickers from vending machines, this story really doesn't sound too far-fetched!

Strangely enough, I think I married Jet Set Willy's (ex-)wife. Not quite a cartoon character, but every time I attempt to enter the Master Bedroom (it's a vintage game room, really) for some Amiga/C64/XBox/guitar-playing joy, there she is, blocking my path and dishing out chores. There's always something...

[Cortona]

That's her. God she's stunning, though.

[v85rawdeal]

*sings* "Get ya pix out for the lads!"