I was a Vegemite Virgin

[Buleste]

Marmite? Vegemite? Sounds like brands of glue to me. From the way you talk about it I get the impression I'm not that far off..

Glue is much nicer than Marmite, Vegemite and Bovril. In fact Polonium 210 is much nicer than Marmite, Vegemite and Bovril and is better for you because you can never have it twice.

Now if we're talking about eating glue I recommend a cheap PVA as the best. Slides down nicely and because it's water based it doesn't do any damage.