And have the divorce lawyers standing by.

TBH this is a quite scary subject to google. I've seen pictures of Gorns getting married, numerous wedding where Borgs are officiating ("restistance is futile" says the bride), Brides and grooms flanked by stormtroopers, wedding cakes being cut by lightsabers, Death Star wedding cakes etc. There are way toooooooo many Americans out there.