But when was the last time someone got mauled by their pet cat?

Siegfried and Roy DON'T count!!!

Not that I dislike dogs, I dislike the way some people see their dogs as a fashion accessory, although to be honest that's not quite as bad as those who see their dogs as a [Insert chosen word to describe male genitalia here] extension. My advise to those guys is to 'go buy a fast car and play chicken with a motorway bridge support'.

I have always been partial to cats, having been brought up with them all my life, so I guess it is a case of being used to their little foibles and ways and appreciating them.

And it's not rodent owners who are the problem...

...it's the STAMP COLLECTORS!!!