I don't want no seven ounce iPod
Or a phone that thinks it's a TV
I'm after a hunk of plastic
An Amiga, not an Atari ST
There ain't no way that I'll make do
With anything less than I'm used to
If I play a game tonight
It's gotta be right, right, right
*So Retro
It's got to be
So Retro
It's got to be big and beige enough
to turn me on
Its's got to have, L E D's
Not built to play D V D's
Its's got to be big and beige enough
to turn me on
I'm tired of skinny pow-er leads
I want a toy for my ga-ming needs
Something which will please and amuse me
And look good next to my tv
Now I don't mean to be personal
But a toy like that's more preferable
In my humble point of view
Than any new CPU
*Repeat
(And on, and on, and on)
Retro man
-Ooh I'm so much of a
Retro man
-Ooh I'm such a Retro Fan...
It's got to be...
*Repeat and fade