Quote Originally Posted by Harrison View Post
I've managed to get Christmas Eve off from Royal Mail so I will have a nice long Christmas Weekend. I do sadly have to work on the 27th and 28th next week, which means I will be working on my birthday.

Then on my Birthday I might go to the cinema in the daytime to see the Golden Compass and then it's work in the evening.
Mentioning working on your birthday twice to get sympathy?
Not gonna happen.

As for beeting off birds with a shitty stick, its because they're so shitty and shitfaced at this time of the year that discerning gentlemen so as myself prefer to go on the prowl in February hen they are desperate for a Valentine.