Pot Noodles

[FOL]

I my, no wonder we dont have any female members, if threads like this are the in thing, .

[v85rawdeal]

My favourite has to be the Hot Noodle...

[FOL]

lol, PLEASE, no more, has it really come to posting you OWN pot noodle carton pics, .

[v85rawdeal]

Thats OK, you should see the various models I have made from them!

[FOL]

Thats OK, you should see the various models I have made from them!

lol, . Take it models, you mean GFX. if so post them,

[TiredOfLife]

The advertising slogan was something along the lines of
The slag of all snacks.

A very apt discription.

My brother got a Turkish lad to try when he was on holiday in Turkey.
He wasn't impressed.
They generally eat fresh food every day and couldn't understand how we could eat dried food mixed with water.

Accused my brother of trying to poisin him.
How right he was.

[burns flipper]

One day I will publish my Pot Noodle Sandwich™ recipe to the world.

I've noticed Posh Noodles have disappeared of late.

[Harrison]

Maybe they had to for legal reasons. Misleading descriptions.

[Buleste]

I'm sure there was a limited edition for bad electricians---- Shock Noodles.
And then there was some for people recovering from Rhinoplasty--Snot Noodles.
Or the Vietnamese version---Hot Poodles.
Cambodian dictator flavour -- Pol Pot Noodles
cannabis smokers' favourite-- Pot Pot Noodles

For the Have I got News for You version http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/...t_Noodles.html
Alternatively http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9Ybm...eature=related

[Buleste]

Parody song lyrics to be sung to the tune Pop Music by M

Pot, Pot, Pot Noodle
Pot, Pot, Pot Noodle

Mucky stuff, yucky stuff
Bogie in a powder
You're pourin' in some water
Turns it into chowder
Let's get a milkshake, fill it up with glutamate
Buy some try some whoops-upset-tum

Chuck it up, Pot Noodle
Chuck it up, Pot Noodle

Scoobie Doobie Doo is
(in a Pot Noodle)
Snot, snot, goo is
(in a Pot Noodle)
Scoobie Doobie Doo is
(in a Pot Noodle)
Snot, snot, goo is
(in a Pot Noodle)

Lap dog, bulldog, shnauzer, poodle
Every kind of dog is in a Pot Noodle
Chuck it up, Pot Noodle
Chuck it up, Pot Noodle
Pot, Pot, Pot Noodle

Spewing in the subway
Most unappealing
So full of additives
I'm on the ceiling

Wanna have a full stomach
Don't wanna throw from it
Eenie meenie tummy pain
Oops here it comes up again

Chuck it up, Pot Noodle
Chuck it up, Pot Noodle

Scoobie Doobie Doo is
(in a Pot Noodle)
Snot, snot, goo is
(in a Pot Noodle)
Scoobie Doobie Doo is
(in a Pot Noodle)
Snot, snot, goo is
(in a Pot Noodle)

Eat it...

Now you know what to say...

Chuck it up, Pot Noodle
Pot, Pot, Pot Noodle

All around the world
Wherever you are
Eat in the street (anything you like)
Eat it in your car (in the middle of the night)


Eating in the car park
Driving down the fast lane
Wind down the window
Look out! it comes up again

Ain't a tasty snack
I prefer a six-pack
If it always comes back
It's kind of a drawback

Chuck it up, Pot Noodle
Chuck it up, Pot Noodle

Scoobie Doobie Doo is
(in a Pot Noodle)
Snot, snot, goo is
(in a Pot Noodle)
Scoobie Doobie Doo is
(in a Pot Noodle)
Snot, snot, goo is
(in a Pot Noodle)

Chuck it...

Lap dog, bulldog, shnauzer, poodle
Every kind of dog is in a Pot Noodle
Chuck it up, Pot Noodle
Chuck it up, Pot Noodle
Pot, Pot, Pot Noodle
Pot, Pot, Pot Noodle

Now... throw it away before you
Throw it up
Pot, Pot, Pot Noodle
Pot, Pot, Pot Noodle