Off topic's off topic thread

[Buleste]

I like your Stile.

[v85rawdeal]

My name is Tim O'Tay, and I am an Irish hairdresser.

[Sharingan]

So, what's the greatest thing since sliced bread?

[v85rawdeal]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments, will be lost in time, like tears, in rain... Time to diet.

[v85rawdeal]

How hard can it be?

[Teho]

I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

How's that?

[v85rawdeal]

Top Gear is back on form...

Ambitious... but rubbish!

[Puni/Void]

I used a pen to write down information the other day. Yes, a true old-school ballpoint pen.

[Buleste]

If spelling bee's are so big in America then why can't they spell colour?

[Submeg]

Not to mention know there other countries outside the US?