Off topic's off topic thread

[my_lo]

1 pint + 1 BigMac = eager... Maybe some ice cream will help

[v85rawdeal]

I don't have any of that to hand, so I bought you some .

ENJOY!

[Puni/Void]

Thank you, Sir. May I interest you in some of my warez?

[Buleste]

• Egg and bacon
• Egg, sausage and bacon
• Egg and spam
• Egg, bacon and spam
• Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
• Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
• Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
• Spam, spam, spam, egg, and spam
• Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam
• Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam
• Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam.

[my_lo]

And to go with the meat, some red whine?

[Puni/Void]

May I add that the local ale is of exceptional quality.

[Harrison]

I agree. It is exceptionally bad!

[Puni/Void]

Dear Sir, are you insinuating that our local ale doesn't meet the necessary standards, or are you trying to be witty? This is not your typical diner, but a fancy place for gentleman and ladies. If you would like to make jokes or have fun, may I recommend the pub accross the street. In here it's about style, elegance and sofistication.

[v85rawdeal]

Well, this IS a 'local' shop for 'local' people.

[Puni/Void]

News from Norway:

- An organisation claims that it's sexual discrimination to have seperate toilets for men and women.

What a load of crap!