Off topic's off topic thread

[v85rawdeal]

1 T?

[Buleste]

1 T.

[my_lo]

K.C.O.R.S.T.E.L.

[v85rawdeal]

O.K. M.X.N.T.

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M.X.N.T.4.1.

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And now a sketch, featuring Buleste, whose wife tries not to bring out the beast in him, because she's afraid of mice.

[Buleste]

You know your doctor said you were only allowed two pints a day

[v85rawdeal]

That's right, yeah

[Buleste]

Well, your missus tells me that you have half a dozen pints.

[v85rawdeal]

That's right, yeah.

[Buleste]

How come?

[v85rawdeal]

Well, I went to two other doctors and they allowed me two pints.

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Newsflash

Submeg T. Klowne, Australia's most persistent practical joker, was buried today. He's not dead, it's just the neighbours getting their own back.