Off topic's off topic thread

[v85rawdeal]

Vote YES on Proposition 421

[Buleste]

No because that sort of crap doesn't happen in Britain. We're only allowed to vote the fools in and not vote on what they want to do.

[v85rawdeal]

I mean what's the point of being treated like sheep. What's the point of going abroad if you're just another tourist carted around in buses surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Coventry in their cloth caps and their cardigans and their transistor radios and their Sunday Mirrors, complaining about the tea - "Oh they don't make it properly here, do they, not like at home" - and stopping at Majorcan bodegas selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamares and two veg and sitting in their cotton frocks squirting Timothy White's suncream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh 'cos they "overdid it on the first day."

[Buleste]

(reading from The Little Book Of Calm) Let let let let... let go once in a while, you're a loose lily floating down an amber river. Ahhh.

[Submeg]

I was only watching that the other day

[Buleste]

Everything's covered in filth! Look! The whole place is a complete mess. Can't find anything. Right now I'm eating scrambled eggs, with a comb, from a shoe!

[Buleste]

It's a bit quiet on here today. Where is everyone???

[Buleste]

ECHO!!!!