Off topic's off topic thread

[Buleste]

Be on the look out for things that make you laugh. If you see nothing worth laughing at, pretend you see it, then laugh.

[Harrison]

For fun stare at something up high in a public place and see how many people you can get to also stare at the same spot trying to work out what you are looking at, then walk away saying something like "you don't see that every day!", and then sit on a nearby bench or have a coffee at an outside cafe and see how long people continue to look for something that isn't there!

[Buleste]

No one needs sofas that eat you!

[Harrison]

But some may need edible sofas!

[v85rawdeal]

Biggus Dickus!

[Harrison]

He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. 'Incontinentia Buttocks'.

[Buleste]

Today my friend, you diary entry will read "Took a prozzie hostage and was shot by three armed bastards".

[v85rawdeal]

Thwow him to the gwound, vewy woughly!

[Buleste]

To pwove our fwiendship, we will welease one of our wong-doers! Who shall I welease?

[v85rawdeal]

Welease Hawwison!!!