Off topic's off topic thread

[v85rawdeal]

Yes, I think I must have twisted my trousers when I fell downstairs. You haven't seen my glasses, have you?

[Buleste]

So the 7 little dwarves had a limited partnership in a small mining operation. And one day a beautiful princess came to live with them. And they bartered housekeeping services for room and board, which was a really good deal for them because they didn't have to withhold social security or income tax or nothin', which you're really not supposed to do, you see, but for the purpose of the story, I think it's okay.

[v85rawdeal]

Who do you call when you want some pepparoni?

[Graham Humphrey]

Who do you call when you want some pepparoni?

Ghostbusters?

Hmm, don't think I've quite got the hang of this...

[Submeg]

You do, trust me. All in favour for some whiskey?

[Buleste]

Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!

[Sharingan]

Fire all photon torpedoes!

Ask questions later.

[Buleste]

We have an old saying in Delta House: don't get mad, get even.

[Submeg]

When you go to a fast food joint, ask for a burger, minus: the meat, bun and salad. See what they bring you

[Buleste]

TOGA! TOGA!