Off topic's off topic thread

[Demon Cleaner]

Why do you keep on watching the porno after you came?

[Harrison]

Wasn't that your signature on the old forum?

[Stephen Coates]

I remember someone using that as a signature somewhere. Wasn't sure if it was Demon though.

[Demon Cleaner]

Wasn't that your signature on the old forum?

Yep long time ago.

[v85rawdeal]

In this round, I would like you to improvise a lemon doing the triple-jump at the olympics!

[Puni/Void]

On average, you speak almost 5,000 words a day - although almost 80% of speaking is self-talk (talking to yourself).

[Stephen Coates]

probably more like 99% in my case

[Submeg]

I only talk to my friends fred and ted

[v85rawdeal]

Why does the price of lemming steak keep falling?

[Puni/Void]

Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia.