Off topic's off topic thread

[Buleste]

Subliminal messages don't work!

Neither does swearing.

[v85rawdeal]

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[Buleste]

I just need to change the CSF to CA then it's perfect.

[v85rawdeal]

How exactly is stripping functionality a "security feature?" That's like giving a car petrol but no pedal and calling it an "accident deterrent."

[Submeg]

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The only thing I can't read is in bold...

[v85rawdeal]

Noddy Holder goes to the tailors.
He says, "Can yu' sell me a suit wi' massive flares like they 'ad in thu seventuys pluys..."
The tailor replies, "Of course, Sir. Would you like a kipper tie?"
Noddy replies.."Oh, ok. Tow sugars pluys......"

[Harrison]

That joke is only ever going to work for those with unfortunate experience of the brummie accent!

[v85rawdeal]

Make tea not love!

[Buleste]

I hate tea.

[v85rawdeal]

And now for something completely different...

A man with a tape recorder up his nose.