Off topic's off topic thread

**Buleste** · 16th February 2008, 09:48

Originally Posted by v85rawdeal

Over Macho Grande?

I'll never be over Macho Grande

Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit amphetemines.

**Puni/Void** · 16th February 2008, 09:54

Please seed.

**Buleste** · 16th February 2008, 09:55

Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

**v85rawdeal** · 16th February 2008, 09:59

It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable grueling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence. Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.

**Buleste** · 16th February 2008, 10:00

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

**v85rawdeal** · 16th February 2008, 10:02

I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. Its an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.

**Buleste** · 16th February 2008, 10:06

It's an entirely different kind of flying.

**v85rawdeal** · 16th February 2008, 10:08

Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.

**Buleste** · 16th February 2008, 10:13

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.