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The title of this thread speaks for itself, really. There are some lines of dialogue that just stay in your memories forever, either because they were funny, well-timed, witty, corny, powerful or just plain EPIC.
What better way to start this thread, than to quote Darth Vader in The Empire Strikes Back?
Darth Vader: No. I am your father.
Luke Skywalker: NOOOOOOOO!!!
- Star Wars: The Empire Strikes back
Nice topic and a great opening quote. :)
Some I like include:
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country:
"You have not experienced Shakespeare, until you've read it in the original Klingon"
Spaceballs:
"WHAT? You went over my helmet?" - Dark Helmet
Scarface:
"I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice" - Tony Montana
12 Monkeys:
"There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion." - Jeffrey
Pirates Of The Caribbean:
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid." - Jack Sparrow
That's it for now. I will try and think up some better truly classic ones.
Hot Fuzz
By the power of Greyskull! -Danny
Nice one :thumbs: I watched Hot Fuzz again last night and it is brilliant. Definitely one of the funniest films I've seen for a long time. The end with the gun battle is especially great, and made even more so because I know the town (Wells in Somerset) where it was filmed really well.
Nacho Libre
Nacho: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win!
Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat!
Not certain if this quite counts but:-
Bottom Live 3
"Horrible Fish? Severely bloody ill fish? OOH! Sh1t fish!" - Eddie Hitler
Do you expect me to talk?
No Mr Bond, I expect you to die.
My mule gets the crazy idea people are laughing at him, now if you apologise to him like I know you are going to.
There are so many great quotes, it's hard to decide which to mention. I rewatched Bram Stoker's Dracula last night, and Gary Oldman has a whole host of great quotes in it. For instance when he delivers that "Do you believe in.. destiny?" early on in the movie I always get shivers down my spine. It's just so perfect, also considering how the rest of that movie plays out.
Dirty Harry:
"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" - Harry Callahan
Robocop
After Clancy shoots the coppers hand off.
Give that man a hand.
Defo the way he says it.
If only you had seen, what I have seen, with your eyes.
Yippi-kay-ay, motherf*cker!
(John McClane, Die Hard 1-4)
James Bond: (after Bond has just lost his 10 million in the game, to the bartender) Vodka-martini.
Bartender: Shaken or stirred?
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
"I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
Great line from The Princess Bride
From Commando (you all know I love it, and I know you all love it too) not a direct quote but close enough:
Kidnapper: If you want to see your daughter again, you'll co-operate with us, right?
Arnie: Wrong... *shoots baddie in the head with an assualt rifle*
There are many gems in that film, also, after killing his escort on the plane and covering the face with a hat:
"Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired"
You see what he did there? Excellent, pure gold comedy cheese over the top guff action film. Love it.
Arnie truly is the King of cheese! But that's why he's so good. Too bad he went into politics. Plus, he's fat now.
Well yea thats what happens when you get old and dont work those muscles...
Roger Moore and Arnie are the kings of the cheesy one liners.
They get some stick, but everybody loves the one liners really.;)
I haven't seen the new Simpsons movie yet, but the parody of Arnie in the trailer cracks me up:
"I was elected to lead, not to read!"
Transformers
Megatron - Such heroic nonesense
Rambo 3
Colonel Trautman - What we gonna do John
Rambo - F*** EM!
Robocop
Boddinger - B**ches leave
Nice! lol :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by J T
There are some great lines in that film.Quote:
Originally Posted by J T
Spoiler:
Lenny:"Code Black. That's the worst colour there is. Oh, no offence Carl". Carl: "That's OK. I get it all the time".
The one with the assault rifle is truly great :lol:
In any Simpsons episode, you could at least find 10 lines.
It amazes me how the writers of The Simpsons can keep coming up with such great episodes and ideas after so many years of production and 400 episodes. Brilliant.
That also what I think, even after so many episodes, they still manage to keep you laughing about the jokes, but that's also because they treat the latest worldwide occurrences.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harrison
That is true. The Simpsons has always been very topical and not afraid to point fun at anything and everything. And they also manage to get a lot of actors on the show doing the voices of their own character, making fun of themselves. The William Shatner one was brilliant.
Just been watching Evolution...
Gotta love this line
Quote:
Dr. Allison Reed: It's over, it's over. You did great! Do you need anything? Can we get you anything?
Harry Block: Ice cream... I'd like an ice cream please.
Dr. Allison Reed: Okay, what flavor?
Harry Block: It doesn't matter. It's for my ass.
Or from The Running Man
"There's nothing funny about a dickless moron with a battery up his ass!"
Just watched the Spider-Man DVD, and one of Norman Osborne's (Willem Dafoe) lines still cracks me up every time:
"Sorry I'm late. Work was murder."
Insta-classic!
"It's 105 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
"HIT IT!!"
Blues Brothers.