Greatest lines in gaming history

You all know 'em. The lines that made almost made you spill your guts laughing when you first saw them on screen. Classic Amiga games like Monkey Island were chock full of them.

Do you remember any humorous lines that you have fond memories of? Feel free to look them up on some fansite, if you have a hard time remembering any. Might as well include lines from games that were published on other, more recent platforms.



Guybrush Threepwood: I'm sorry I called you Cannonball Head.
Guybrush Threepwood: I meant to call you Chrome Dome.

- The Secret of Monkey Island



Sludge Vohaul: I intend to infest your planet with genetically-engineered, door-to-door insurance salesmen.

- Space Quest II

Hehe, I can't think of any atm, but this is a great topic! :thumbs:

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Guybrush Threepwood: I'm sorry I called you Cannonball Head.
Guybrush Threepwood: I meant to call you Chrome Dome.

- The Secret of Monkey Island

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Hahaha!! This made me laugh out loud at work. :D Classic!

Can't think of any lines right now, but will for sure post some later on if I can remember any. :)

LeChuck: I... am your brother!
Guybrush Threepwood: No! No, that's not true!
LeChuck: Search your feelings, you KNOW it to be true!
Guybrush Threepwood: Noooooooooooooooooooo!

- Monkey Island II: LeChuck's Revenge


Classic :)

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Remember this gem? Engrish has never been so much fun!

Yep. That has to be the most famous quote of them all. :)

Monkey Island had some fabulous quotes. Some of the all-time best.

"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" was an internet disease that spread like wild fire, but somehow strangely addictive.

Although straying from Amiga roots, who remembers the start of Duke Nukem 3D? Very famous, it was something like:

"I'm up for kicking butt or chewing gum.....and I ain't got no gum!!!"

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Originally Posted by Sharingan

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Remember this gem? Engrish has never been so much fun!

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I know im going to get burnt, but this must have passed me by, maybe it was in my dating years (so i can be forgiven, ;)). What game is it?

Zero Wing, a shoot'em up from Japan.

On Wikipedia, there's an animated GIF of the intro sequence where that line originated from :)

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Originally Posted by Sharingan

Zero Wing, a shoot'em up from Japan.

On Wikipedia, there's an animated GIF of the intro sequence where that line originated from :)

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lmao, well I have to admit, they must have been dumb, not to have a proof reader, i mean COME ON, ffs.

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Originally Posted by Bloodwych

Monkey Island had some fabulous quotes. Some of the all-time best.

"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" was an internet disease that spread like wild fire, but somehow strangely addictive.

Although straying from Amiga roots, who remembers the start of Duke Nukem 3D? Very famous, it was something like:

"I'm up for kicking butt or chewing gum.....and I ain't got no gum!!!"

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IIRC it was
" *cracks knuckles*.... It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum.... and I'm all outta gum"

I played the first level quite a few times because it was the most fun, so saw that scene quite a few times.

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Originally Posted by Sharingan

Zero Wing, a shoot'em up from Japan.

On Wikipedia, there's an animated GIF of the intro sequence where that line originated from :)

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It's frickin genius. So funny how such a lot of humour sprang out from this. Sometime these 'internet memes' are pretty damned funny.