Off topic's off topic thread, VERSION 2!

That's right folks, the original off topic thread hit the big 1000! So it's on to something exactly the same...

You know the rules. No discussions... no continuations... just pure nonsense!

Enjoy! :lol:

Let the :nuts: begin!

Version 2?
omg.... another round of :nuts:

I'm an Amiga and I've got Style!!!!!!!

I can't think of anything funny to say...

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Originally Posted by v85rawdeal

I can't think of anything funny to say...

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Business as usual then.:tease:

wappadidah bam!

So what happens when it reaches 1000?

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Originally Posted by Submeg

So what happens when it reaches 1000?

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The off-topic's off-topic thread 3 opens :p

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Originally Posted by my_lo

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Originally Posted by Submeg

So what happens when it reaches 1000?

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The off-topic's off-topic thread 3 opens :p

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Off Topic's off topic thread BS edition?

Or something unusual happens to the 1000th poster. Could be good or bad, but you won't find out until that 1000th post! And no cheating! I don't want to see any double posting! ;) :lol: :nogood:

989 to go!!!!

And the happy posting continues :no:

Ja aber nein aber ja aber nein aber ja aber nein aber ja aber nein aber ja.

Vicky rulez :thumbs:

wollen Sie diesen.

An, auf, hinter, in, neben, über, unter, vor, zwischen.

German wedding night.

Fünf auf der nach oben offenen Richterskala
(Five on the open ended Richter scale)

Boom chiki wa wa!

We are the knights who say Ni!

And we want.........

A SHRUBBERY!

You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this wood... alive.

If squirrels bury their nuts then why are there so many of them?

/daily rant against the world not meeting my expectations ON

I cannot believe the huge amount of time it takes me to cook my breakfast, take a shower and reach my office every morning... 2000 years of "technological evolution", from the wheel to the spaceshuttle and yet our cars are only (as Tom Paris says in the episod where they find a red truck floating in space) "one step further then the horse".
I have visited a project called "living tomorrow", it's a house equipped with all the newest technologies and honestly, it's crap! Things like the oven that you can start from your cell phone really don't shake me at all.
FFS, where are the sonic showers, the replicators and the transporters? How long will we still have to use a keyboard?
And the ultimate question: What the hell are the scientists doing?

/daily rant against the world not meeting my expectations OFF

Do you still use a keyboard? OMG...
I connected my brain to a computer, but i have problems with the firewall when i drink... :blink: It blocks me my eyes a bit... :blink:

Try disable it, but use somthing like spambot, you don't know what your eyes may see...

I just hope you are not running that horrible Apple iBrain software. It might have a slick and polished interface, but it gives Apple access to all of your thoughts, and it is so bloated it uses up all of your memory! Plus you can only install the latest version if you have a brain made within that last 40 years.

And don't get me started with M$ Brainwave Ultimate edition. That can only be installed on a brain with an IQ of 110 or above, and even then you need an eyeball upgrade.

It's best to stick with Ubraintu. It might be more fiddly to install and get used to, but it only needs a minimal brain IQ of 90 and will run on older hardware up to 65 years!

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Originally Posted by Harrison

I just hope you are not running that horrible Apple iBrain software. It might have a slick and polished interface, but it gives Apple access to all of your thoughts, and it is so bloated it uses up all of your memory! Plus you can only install the latest version if you have a brain made within that last 40 years.

And don't get me started with M$ Brainwave Ultimate edition. That can only be installed on a brain with an IQ of 110 or above, and even then you need an eyeball upgrade.

It's best to stick with Ubraintu. It might be more fiddly to install and get used to, but it only needs a minimal brain IQ of 90 and will run on older hardware up to 65 years!

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I've got the I.Q. for the M$ version but my eyeballs are screwed so I use the new GetALife glasses, a direct offshoot from secondlife.

And already this has blown.
No continuations?

Some of the posts above clearly reply to the previous post.

Sorry to be a killjoy but....
No on seconds thoughts, I love being a killjoy.

E Scrooge ;)

What has Joy ever done to you eh??????? Nothing!!!!! So why kill her then?????? Viscous b*stard. Going around killing innocent women at the time of Peace on earth and goodwill to all men. Oh! Right! Goodwill to all men......... So women are exempt then. Cool time to go out and kill Sarah, Jennifer, Sue, Dawne, Debbie and many many more.;)

Your version of Xmas might be goodwill and all that nonsense.
I'm a pagan celebrating Yuletide.

So it's sacrifical alter time as far as I'm concerned. :D

Cool, I've got the pitchfork...

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I'm a pagan celebrating Yuletide.

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:thumbs: Me too! From next year I will be wishing everyone a happy Yuletide and not a happy Christmas! So there! Now it's going to be bloody hard to find Yuletide cards though. Will have to make my own I think.

What ever happened to the Magic Knight.

It would strain credulity, at that!

Was Monty a Mutant or a Mole?

I leave you people alone for just a minute and look what happens. Everything's gone to pot!

Smoking Pot or Pot Black?

Oh fine! Let's just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other! That will solve everything!

I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.

Yo a$$hole! This motha' *****a's dead. Ain't no Chris Angel Mindfreak, David Blane trapdoor horse sh1t jumpin' off here!

Then one day I hear "Reach for it, mister." I spun around, and there I was, standing face to face with a six-year-old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away............... Little bastard shot me in the ass! So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since.

You're now looking, for the last time, at the mortal body of Francis Elroy Duffy, born to John and Edna Duffy, good, God-fearing folk. Who raised me up to be a good man and a good Christian, and I was a good Christian, a good husband to my beloved wife, good father to my children, who I leave behind, hoping that they, and all you, will learn this here lesson which I leave you with. When you take the devil into your mouth, you're doomed! For he is lying there in wait for you inside that bottle of whiskey. Waiting for you to take him into your mouth. Waiting to get down into your guts where he can do his devil's work. Liquor is the most foul, evil thing in this here world. It destroyed good men like myself. It'll destroy you too. Beer is not much better - it's slower, cheaper. So take these words of advice. And remember, you heard them from a poor sinner, got no more cause to lie, 'cause he's going to meet his Maker. Now he's ready. Well that's all I've got to say.

You will be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost-certain Academy Award nomination for the Best Supporting Actor.

You had to open your big mouth and ruin the only good scene I got in the picture. I might have won the Academy Award!

My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.

Have no fear, the Cosmic Fool is here, to blow the lid off your conformist button-down world!

I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

Oh, well then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, "Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids."

Throw out your hands.
Stick out your tush.
Hands on your hips, give 'em a push.
You'll be surprised
you're doing the French mistake.
Voila.

What a unique device, the human tush. An architectural wonder, one of a kind... actually two of a kind. Designed to support our weight for a lifetime of sitting it also has the subtlety to do the samba. And when attached to certain members of the female species at a time when light summer dresses are worn can cause some of us to drive our cars straight up a lamppost.