Finally the POTM competition is back up to date.
Don't forget to all keep voted for the May POTM.
Will be finally see a new winner? Or the same two jokers? ;)
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Finally the POTM competition is back up to date.
Don't forget to all keep voted for the May POTM.
Will be finally see a new winner? Or the same two jokers? ;)
I try, but you all have a non warped sense of humour. When I say "look a monkey with a cheeseburger" you are supposed to visualise a clown on a unicycle eating termites. Seriously, what is wrong with you PEOPLE!
We're not Australian. C'mon Yahoo Serious??
I think your posting privileges need to be taken away. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Buleste
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Originally Posted by Buleste
How do you call the australians? I heard some mounths ago, something like
"Ausies" ?! is that it?
is that a bad/negative word?
The slang for Australians is Aussies. In general being from the underside (or arse) of the planet is a bad/negative thing.
Hmm, funny how being from the "underside" means we beat you at every sport around. I think the bitterness has returned no? :thumbs:
Well... being that you are all descended from convicts you have running and jumping in your genes! So you have an advantage when it comes to sport. ;)
Speaking of convicts, did you know that POMS stood for Prisoners of Her Majesty? Therefore it is the Aussies who are the POMS, not us Brits! ;)
Bah.
Every sport bar the one that actually counts, footy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Submeg
We might only have the one World Cup final win to our name, but we are a lot closer to winning another than the aussies are to winning their first.;)
Yea well thats cause you dont have to win in two different cup sections, first Oceania and then play someone from Africa or Europe to get in...how stupid.
Hey Submeg, in 3 weeks you can watch the Euro championship, and can see how England plays... oh geez, almost forgot, England did not qualify :( what a shame :lol:
Don't forget Wales and Scotland didn't qualify, although they didn't qualify as they are small countries whereas England didn't qualify because they are overpaid pieces of excrement.
Yea, where was David Beckam and his bent knee? We all know it's from the Galaxy giving him a paycheck he doesn't deserve...its making his legs buckle from all the loose change! ;)
The English FA give evry player in the England football team too much money. They should all be on performance related pay when they play for their country.
True true. Maybe they could make some money that way?
Nah!! they'd end up bankrupt after two games they're that bad.
They also seem to have lack of good players, I mean if Peter Crouch is nominated for a national team, then something must be wrong.
And not only that, after many years now, they should change their way to play. Rush'n go is no more the way to play football.
I'm just waiting for a big game hunter to shoot Peter Crouch and mount his head on the wall next to all the other giraffes.
:lol:
Seriously though, what's wrong with Peter Crouch?
Did you ever watch Bambi?? You know that scene when he's trying to learn how to walk. Thats Peter Crouch that is.
What's NOT wrong with him?Quote:
Originally Posted by Graham Humphrey
What is wrong with him? ;)
With that one word, Submeg will forever be known as 'Humbug'Quote:
Originally Posted by Submeg
lol, I was waiting for that! ;)
Glad to be of service!!!
said the vicar to the prostitute.... or was that the other way round.... i get them mixed up these days so easily....:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by v85rawdeal
As the door said to the android, making said android more miserable than it already was.
Yes, but you play in the oceania group so that you can beat tonga and samoa 10-nil without breaking a sweat :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Submeg
Nothing, he's an OK player. Not brilliant though, and in NO WAY WAHTEVER 16 million quids worth :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Graham Humphrey
England as a football team are massively overhyped - We're OK but not great. People seem too easily swept up in the tub-thumping to realise this. Consistently reaching quartes/semis was quite good (not as good as winning, obv, which I would absolutely love, double-obv).
Oceania?Quote:
Originally Posted by Submeg
That's like beating Accrington Stanley and expecting to be in the Champions League final.
As for England not in the Euro Comp this year, it's not all down to the players.
No organisation can do well with poor managers.
That's been us for a long time.
We have had a succession of dodgy managers trying to play all manner of dodgy styles.
When this fails, we then resort to the big boot for the final ten mins and then get knocked out on pens.
(Usually by Germany)
How do you stop English lads playing footy?
Put an England shirt on their backs.
The all play well enough and in the correct way for their club teams.
They are playing against the worlds best in the Premier League and the European Comps and yet fall apart when they play for England.
Peter Crouch was kept on the bench by James Beattie at Southampton.
James Beattie hardly set the world alight in the Premier League.
Says plenty about crouch.
Nearly all his England goals have come against non entitys like Oceania in meaningless friendlies.
Has all the grace of a drunken giraffe on ice in a force ten gale.
When he actually manages to get himself in the same area as the ball from a cross, his height is wasted.
This is because he has all the power and accuracy with his head as a scud missile.
Plus he also looks like Timmy from Southpark.
Just checked on this months POTM (June) and with one post nominated i think the summer has taken our sense of humour. I've been about as witty as Gordon Brown just recently but then so has everyone else. C'mon people lets get funny. (I'm not going to ask about Mays POTM as 4 posts on a score of 33 is a nightmare for Harrison so to make it easier you can withdraw my post being as i have just won 2 POTM in a row (a hat-trick would be demoralising for Submeg;)).)
Seriously, I'm used to not winning it. I sort of get that in text, I'm nowhere near as funny as when you see me in person!
I've seen a picture of you and that was ****ing hillarious.:tease:
yea I get that, ppl see me and run screaming in the other direction
It's when you get the angry mob with flaming torches and pitchforks standing outside your front door that you have to worry.;)
POTM nominations don't have to be because a post is funny though. It can be for any reason. A post could deserve to be nominated for providing some really good information or interesting ideas/links.
I've not had chance to look at the May results yet. I think I will do that now and see where the voting currently stands. I might not have voted on some of the nominations yet so my votes could tip the final outcome! ;)
Yeepee, I am potm. This is outstanding, thanks to all who have voted for my post ^_^. I'm going to make a huge banana milshake to celebrate!
:sick: So I'm definitely not gonna celebrate with you!Quote:
Originally Posted by my_lo
I have beer in the fridge if you prefer...:p
:thumbs: belgium beer? I am a big fan of Kriek, but the one from Bellevue, the others are too sweet. I also like the traditional Lambic.Quote:
Originally Posted by my_lo
Btw, I like a lot of Belgium beers, I also drink Trappistes sometimes, and visited Achouffe 2 times for their Chouffe beer and Patachouffe cheese ;)
Give me a nice large bottle of Cobra. Much nicer.
I sometimes drink Cobra when I'm going to the indian restaurant here near my workplace. They have Cobra and Kingfisher.
I prefer a Real Ale. Any of the Whim Ales are good.
I've never liked real ale that much. Sometimes like some of the strange named ones like Speckled Hen, but I don't normally go for that.
No ale fan either :sick:
Speckled Hen is good. Always remember drink Theakstones Old Peculier at the end of the night or else your night is going to be very very very surreal.
Normally, i'm more of a wine drinker (red italian wine) but i also like a lot belgian beers like Orval, Duvel, Cuvée des trolls and Grimbergen. But mostly, when we go out for a drink we go to an Irish pub and i usually drink "Murphy's red".
I love beer and cheese (that explains the bump under my tshirt lol) but i never visited Achouffe, is great there? BTW, do you live in Belgium?Quote:
belgium beer? I am a big fan of Kriek, but the one from Bellevue, the others are too sweet. I also like the traditional Lambic.
Btw, I like a lot of Belgium beers, I also drink Trappistes sometimes, and visited Achouffe 2 times for their Chouffe beer and Patachouffe cheese
Mmm, those are good ones. At the moment I'm quite enjoing the Brazilian lager Brahma (I think it's spelled that way). Not a big fan of real ale, I really only go for tue usual lagers and beers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Demon Cleaner
The problem with Real ales is finding a pub that knows how to keep and serve them and is not full of strange men filling out notebooks on all the different beers they've tried.
Achouffe is a nice and very small little town in the Ardennes. It only has some restaurants and some houses, and you can visit the brewery.Quote:
Originally Posted by my_lo
I'm from Luxembourg.