Be on the look out for things that make you laugh. If you see nothing worth laughing at, pretend you see it, then laugh.
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Be on the look out for things that make you laugh. If you see nothing worth laughing at, pretend you see it, then laugh.
For fun stare at something up high in a public place and see how many people you can get to also stare at the same spot trying to work out what you are looking at, then walk away saying something like "you don't see that every day!", and then sit on a nearby bench or have a coffee at an outside cafe and see how long people continue to look for something that isn't there! ;)
No one needs sofas that eat you!
But some may need edible sofas!
Biggus Dickus!
He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. 'Incontinentia Buttocks'.
Today my friend, you diary entry will read "Took a prozzie hostage and was shot by three armed bastards".
Thwow him to the gwound, vewy woughly!
To pwove our fwiendship, we will welease one of our wong-doers! Who shall I welease?
Welease Hawwison!!!
Who is this "Hawwison" you speak of?
He is a 'wepwobate!'
I've heawd he's highly *anked in Classic Amiga.
Thitithens of ClathicAmiga, may I have your attenthion. My name ith Bigguth Dickuth and I would like to bethtow upon you a very happy Thaint David'th Day!
How vewwy nice of you Biguth. I would like to wecipwocate those fellings.
:shhh: Be vewy,vewy quiet. I'm hunting Wabbits.
I can't sleep
Try running head first into a brick wall. Make sure you're videoing it if you do. You may not sleep but eveyone else could have a laugh.;)
I played the game Saint Dragon earlier today.
Hmm, a brick wall ey? I will try it ;)
Try reading a boring and useless book while in bed, and sleep will come sneaking in. :)
I normally find something written by an American "comedian" works best. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by P G
Never works for me. If I do that I'll just be sleepless, and bored.Quote:
Try reading a boring and useless book while in bed, and sleep will come sneaking in.
And thinking about how really boring the book was...
Try watching a Chick Flick. If you don't end up going to sleep you'll have gouged your eyes out do it wouldn't matter.
Manah Manah
One BLT, please.
Manah manah!
Doo Doo Do Do Dooh!
Manah manah!
Doo Do Do Dooh!
Manah manah!
Dee Doo Doo!
Dee Doo Doo!
Dee Doo Doo Do Do Dooh!
Manah! Manah!
Intermission.
It's time to play the music. It's time to light the lights.
Incontheivable!
Are you playing Oblivion with or without a level scaling mod?
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
I have no idea where you guys are ripping this stuff from!
They should have their own TV-show!
I have a problem with belly dancers. Why can't they use the floor like everyone else apart from Lionel Richie (Him i just want gravity to work on him when he's in a high ceilinged room)?
And now, "Veterinarian's Hospital". The continuing storrrrry of a orthopedic surgeon who's gone to the dogs.
The correct term is: __________________
That's right _________________!
Yorn desh born,
der ritt de gitt der gue,
Orn desh,
dee born desh,
de umn bork! bork! bork!
e é amar-te assim perdidamente
e é seres alma e sangue em mim
e dize-lo cantando
a toda a gente
Florbela Espanca (1894 - 1930)
Dtay wonna wanga.
Oota Goota Solo!
Makan uta ne shag me umo piti
Dette er jo bare rør! ;)