Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.
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Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.
Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would've hidden from it in terror.
Do you want to live forever. Hawkmen... DIIIIIIVVE!
Every thousand years, I test each life system in the Universe. I visit it with mysteries, earthquakes, unpredicted eclipses, strange craters in the wilderness... If these are taken as natural, I judge that system ignorant and harmless - I spare it. But if the Hand of Ming is recognized in these events, I judge that system dangerous to us. I call upon the great god Dyzan, and for his greater glory...... and for our mutual pleasure...... I destroy it utterly.
You scare me, you really do :unsure: :lol:
Thats the power of Flash. Gordon that is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Submeg
I've now got to see what other cultish (more nerdish actually) movies i can rip quotes from.
Bright light. Bright light.
The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
Dwayne Dibbley?
Well, it's rather brutal here. Right now we are advising all our clients to put everything they've got into canned food and shotguns.
Gandalf: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends.
TiredOfLife: My arse, kill them all and let Illuvatar sort it out.
I'd like this Time, and Newsweek, and a Lifesaver, and, umm, the second time bomb on the right.
Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Hellbent for leather!
Fetch, the comfy chair.
Come with me if you want to live
Final report of the commercial starship Nostromo, third officer reporting. The other members of the crew, Kane, Lambert, Parker, Brett, Ash and Captain Dallas, are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.
Have seen dentists starting to use lasers to fix up the teeth instead of those old-school drills. I'm now considering going to a dentist.
I'm a bastard so i'd prefer to use the good old fashioned drills.;)
Pfft, drills? I think a hammer and pick is appropriate.
But! Follow only if ye be a man of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
(Please note; this was not taken from The Holy Grail, but is in fact what the priest said to Peter Andre at his wedding to Jordan!)
It's like a pastie with it's arse hanging out!
They're all dead, Dave!
They're dead? :o
Yes, Dave. Everybody is dead!
Cr@p
Everybody is dead, Dave.
What, even Kochanski?
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
I'm getting confused now. v85 and myself are doing Red Dwarf, Harrison is doing 2001 and Submegs on his own little planet!
Back to RD....
What, Captain Holister?
Gee, you only just worked that out? ;)
Yes, Dave, Everybody. Is. Dead.
Todd Hunter?
He's dead, Dave. Everybody's dead. Everybody is dead, Dave!
Peterson isn't is he?
I wish I'd never let him out in the first place.
Wait are you trying to tell me everyones dead?
Three million years in the future, Dave Lister, the last human being alive, discovers he is pregnant after a liaison with his female self in a parallel universe. His pregnancy concludes with the successful delivery of twin boys, Jim and Bexley. However, because the boys were conceived in another universe, with different physical laws, they suffer from highly accelerated growth rates and are both eighteen years old within three days of being born.
In order to save their lives, Lister returns them to the universe of their origin, where they are reunited with their father (a woman), and are able to lead comparatively normal lives. Well, as normal as you can be if you've been born in a parallel universe and your father's a woman and your mother's a man and you're eighteen years old three days after your birth.
Shortly afterward, Kryten, the service mechanoid, who had left the ship after being rescued from his own crashed vessel, the Nova 5, is found in pieces after his space bike crashed into an asteroid. Lister rebuilds the 'noid, but is unable to recapture his former personality.
Meanwhile, Holly, the increasingly erratic computer, performs a head sex change operation on himself. He bases his new face on Hilly, a female computer with whom he'd once fallen madly in love.
So they're not all dead then?
I'm gonna get a sheep and a cow, and breed horses.
So just who is dead?
Brace yourself for a bit of a shock, Lister, but I just saw you die.
So i'm dead as well?
Is it just me or does anyone else turn into a Gremlin whenever they hear New York, New York playing ala Gremlins2?
I thought u were a gremlin? :hmmm:
Better gremlin than Australian.:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Submeg
Well done sir, I will reward you with a treat.
No look, I'm you from the future. I've come to warn you that in 3 million years you'll be dead!
Ha, what is that from??
You wouldn't let it lie, would you?
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
Those are the good pills, but I don't take them, they take the edge off my life.