Off topic's off topic thread

I bet that wasn't voluntary?

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Originally Posted by Sharingan

My cellphone fell into the toilet ... after I had taken a leak. I should pride myself lucky that I had not just taken a crap, but it still was one of the most unpleasant things to stick my hand in there to retrieve the phone :eyebrow:

I must've spent 15 minutes disinfecting the phone and my hands, but now the phone is doing funny things (such as displaying everything upside down).

Anyone ever had this happen to their phone (or something else valuable)?

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Ok, this is disturbing....were you texting or talking in the toilet? Either way, eww.

Or: You have a weird toilet that I've never seen before which makes you bend over or stand on your head to take a leak. Weird, maybe it's a Japanese toilet? They spray water up ur @ss so who knows...

The mysteries of life :hmmm:

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Originally Posted by Sharingan

I bet that wasn't voluntary?

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Oh yes... THEY volunteered me!!!

I used to work for a mobile phone company and you'd be surprised at how many people do drop their phone down the toilet. What bothers me is the fact they are so addicted to their phone they can't even piss without it.

Nah, I wasn't talking on the phone while I was taking a piss.

I had the thing fastened to my belt with a clip, and the clip just came loose.

Thats fair enough. Clip failure is acceptable. Talking on the phone whilst excreting bodily waste is definitly a no no.

People often ask me why I am so funny.

The truth is that I am so bad I unwittingly backed into genius!

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Originally Posted by Sharingan

Nah, I wasn't talking on the phone while I was taking a piss.

I had the thing fastened to my belt with a clip, and the clip just came loose.

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Fair enough, that's a fair call

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Originally Posted by v85rawdeal

People often ask me why I am so funny.

The truth is that I am so bad I unwittingly backed into genius!

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OOh er missus!!!

I am also known as Britain's Biggest Paving Slab!