Wahoo!!!
Listen, you. I can just about handle you, driving like a pissed-up crack-head, and treating women like bean-bags, but I'm going to say this once, and once only: stay out of Camberwick Green!
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Wahoo!!!
Listen, you. I can just about handle you, driving like a pissed-up crack-head, and treating women like bean-bags, but I'm going to say this once, and once only: stay out of Camberwick Green!
The white zone is for loading and unloading only.
No the red zone is for loading and unloading only.
Dick, you're fired!
Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Over Macho Grande?
Was that you? :blink:
Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
I'll never be over Macho GrandeQuote:
Originally Posted by v85rawdeal
Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit amphetemines.
Please seed.
Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable grueling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence. Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. Its an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.
It's an entirely different kind of flying.
Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.
Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.
Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say let em crash.
I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.
One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach...
...All the DAMN vampires!
Death by stereo.
Liverpool 1 Barnsley 2.
I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar.
He was my C.O. in NAM. CIA listed him as M.I.A. but the V.A. ID'd him and so we put out an APB.
This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.
Would everyone not carrying a bomb please move to the lounge.
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
This is slowly becoming the Buleste/v85rawdeal tag team thread here...
How many more movie quotes can we do???? Right i tag Submeg.
*Smug Mode*
Looks like Submegs run off.:doh2: I'll have to carry on myself.
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass.
Okay, just to be clear here, our options are: die here, die in the tunnels, or die in the streets. That pretty much it?
On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!
What, you mean it's christmas time again???
Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right.
Scrambled eggs?
Grilled sausages?
Yes, I think I must have twisted my trousers when I fell downstairs. You haven't seen my glasses, have you?
So the 7 little dwarves had a limited partnership in a small mining operation. And one day a beautiful princess came to live with them. And they bartered housekeeping services for room and board, which was a really good deal for them because they didn't have to withhold social security or income tax or nothin', which you're really not supposed to do, you see, but for the purpose of the story, I think it's okay.
Who do you call when you want some pepparoni?
Ghostbusters?Quote:
Originally Posted by v85rawdeal
Hmm, don't think I've quite got the hang of this...
You do, trust me. All in favour for some whiskey?
Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!
Fire all photon torpedoes!
Ask questions later.
We have an old saying in Delta House: don't get mad, get even.
When you go to a fast food joint, ask for a burger, minus: the meat, bun and salad. See what they bring you
TOGA! TOGA!