Off topic's off topic thread

No they don't. They call you TiredOfLife.

Do illiterate people get the full affect of alphabet soup?

Are arable farmers all cereal killers?

If French is the language of love, why is their population not greater than China's?

Have you seen how limp the average French sausage is?

I'm not that kind of boy.

Skippy, the rain won`t come

Rub it a bit harder then.

And don't forget the sock!

Or the apple pie!