Oops, I did it again

Dick?

trouser snake?

Shlong?
Pecker?
Root?

Wiener.

Pork sword. Which actually could be appropriate if Teho tries to cut something else off with a saw as then it'd be a slice of pork sausage.

Poor Teho, I don't think he will ever be allowed to forget his misfortune. I think we should send him a link to the pot noodle advert as a warning to him to be extra careful in future!

Have I ever mentioned how greatly I appreciate your concern for my well-being? It's touching, really. :dry:

We only take the piss because we care........ And we're glad it wasn't one of us.;)

I know, I was just being sarcastic. ;)

So was I....I am really glad that it didn't happen to me though. I must be more attatched to my thumb than you... Sorry bad pun.