Off topic's off topic thread, VERSION 2!

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14th March 2009, 16:17
my_lo

Yay, in a few minutes, it's saturday eve macdonalds... Big maaaaaac
14th March 2009, 19:44
v85rawdeal

Observe for example that ewe in that oak tree. She is clearly trying to teach her lamb to fly.
15th March 2009, 04:58
Submeg

Quote:

Originally Posted by v85rawdeal

Observe for example that ewe in that oak tree. She is clearly trying to teach her lamb to fly.

Can't get enough of that!
15th March 2009, 17:31
Puni/Void

The captain of a steam ship takes the shortest distance between two points. The captain of a sail ship seeks a course along which the winds can be expected to blow in the right direction. So there you have it.
19th March 2009, 14:04
v85rawdeal

Do you smoke in bed?

No, but I do singe a bit!
3rd April 2009, 21:11
v85rawdeal

I find your lack of hair disturbing.
18th June 2009, 20:52
v85rawdeal

The homoerotic overtones to the relationship between Pinky and Brain are purely a figment of your imagination
19th June 2009, 14:56
Tiago

I usually dont understand 50% of what you all put in this post....
language problems... maybe
19th June 2009, 15:01
Demon Cleaner

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tiago

I usually dont understand 50% of what you all put in this post....
language problems... maybe

Same here, perhaps not 50%, but some people tend to use words I just don't get, thus it's difficult to get the joke behind it :(
19th June 2009, 15:02
Harrison

Don't worry. I understand the words, but not always the point! ;)

Especially when v85 is involved... :lol:
19th June 2009, 17:25
woody.cool

My response to this thread always has been and always will be:

WTF?
19th June 2009, 22:25
demusse

but why does a dog lick his balls?:unsure:
19th June 2009, 22:27
Sharingan

Just so he can lick your face moments later? :lol:

Dogs have a weird sense of humour, they have.
19th June 2009, 22:44
demusse

hmmmm, i guess he does because he can !:hmmm:
19th June 2009, 23:59
Submeg

I think the real question is:

Chicken or egg, who was first? Discuss.
20th June 2009, 00:07
demusse

yes...but will he ever play the violin again???
20th June 2009, 12:01
Shoonay

hai guyz, wut goin on in diz thread?
20th June 2009, 20:05
v85rawdeal

Quote:

Originally Posted by Submeg

I think the real question is:

Chicken or egg, who was first? Discuss.

I could answer this, but I'd bore you stupid.... not that would affect Submeg much ;)
22nd June 2009, 21:59
Puni/Void

Quote:

Originally Posted by v85rawdeal

Quote:

Originally Posted by Submeg

I think the real question is:

Chicken or egg, who was first? Discuss.

I could answer this, but I'd bore you stupid.... not that would affect Submeg much ;)

Hey! Please answer. :) I'm curious. :smokin:
23rd June 2009, 09:57
woody.cool

Look, the damn chicken came first :lol:
23rd June 2009, 10:44
Sharingan

Curiosity killed the cat. Or was it the dog?
11th July 2009, 13:53
Buleste

It was the huge road train. (Just a quick post that I couldn't resist. I'm not back properly but do pop in occaisionally:D)
11th July 2009, 18:21
v85rawdeal

Would that be the one with ACME on the side???
11th July 2009, 22:54
Buleste

Quote:

Originally Posted by v85rawdeal

Would that be the one with ACME on the side???

No. It had What do you think of my driving? If you have a problem call someone who gives a damn. on the back;).
25th July 2009, 21:05
v85rawdeal

4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions.
2nd August 2009, 17:47
Buleste

Here is a little something that is indisputable mathematical logic.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint….it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12 +19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing
will take you.

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

‘REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM’
2nd August 2009, 19:29
Tiago

Just Return from a mini-vacations.

Buleste, are you ok? :huh:
2nd August 2009, 20:53
Buleste

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tiago

Buleste, are you ok? :huh:

Yes................

From a certain point of view.;)
3rd August 2009, 08:48
Submeg

Huh? What have I missed?
6th September 2009, 08:32
v85rawdeal

1.12.12 25.15.21.18 2.1.19.5 1.18.5 2.5.12.15.14.7 20.15 21.19
6th September 2009, 23:46
Submeg

Quote:

Originally Posted by v85rawdeal

1.12.12 25.15.21.18 2.1.19.5 1.18.5 2.5.12.15.14.7 20.15 21.19

Damn code!:boxing:
13th September 2009, 19:34
Puni/Void

I fart in your general direction!
6th October 2009, 11:32
Puni/Void

:tumbleweed:

It's quiet, too quiet...
8th October 2009, 19:52
v85rawdeal

BOO!!!
8th October 2009, 22:28
Submeg

Someone please write this user manual!
9th October 2009, 01:45
Harrison

It's quite simple. Just blow to inflate, and don't forget to wash it afterwards!
9th October 2009, 09:53
Buleste

Want to know who's cruising around for butt sex????? There's an App for that.
13th October 2009, 11:25
Submeg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buleste

Want to know who's cruising around for butt sex????? There's an App for that.

I really hope you're joking! :unsure:
13th October 2009, 15:27
Harrison

Actually he isn't! There is really an App for the iPhone for gay men to see who is close by also looking to hook up! Stephen Fry mentioned it recently on a TV program. Can't remember if he was on about it on QI or on a chat show like Jonathan Ross.
15th October 2009, 22:32
v85rawdeal

It was on Top Gear, and they tried it out on the audience!
16th October 2009, 09:33
Harrison

Ah, yes, now I remember. :)
16th October 2009, 18:30
outlawal2

Ok, I guess I will add my own worthless nonsense to this thread...

And there you have it!

Well I guess that does it... :acclaim:
16th October 2009, 23:18
Submeg

Saw Lowrider last night, FREAKING AWESOME. Went off!
29th October 2009, 11:02
Buleste

What are Disney going to do about the Muppet show season where Chris Langham is a guest star???
29th October 2009, 11:54
Submeg

I know many muppets
3rd November 2009, 14:55
Buleste

I'm a Lawyer and Windows 7 was my idea. Now give me £5 billion.
6th November 2009, 15:19
v85rawdeal

If your parents didn't have children, then the chances are you won't either.
6th November 2009, 16:57
Demon Cleaner

Same if your parents were gay ;)
6th November 2009, 17:59
Buleste

What about transsexual?
10th November 2009, 12:38
Harrison

Just hope you are a girl!

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