Off topic's off topic thread

Isn't it strange that the word Alphabet begins with the FIRST letter of the alphabet!

Diamond is no longer the toughest material on the Earth

I've got two legs from my hips to the ground, and when I move them I walk around.

Bruised fingers hurt like hell.

You CAN eat the skin of kiwi fruit!

They say 'e grows 'is own parsnips

There's a violent storm raging outside. No joke. Have lost electricity twice today. :(

We got bad weather here as well. Not had power suts though.

Never had a power sut.

Never worn a power suit.

Don't do no more Dynasty, bud.

Borag Thung Earthlets.