Off topic's off topic thread

Good news. I am a Dacia Sandero and I am available in right-hand drive!!!

Don't let James May hear you say that!

And I can cook...

It's what makes me so attractive with women!

Or mayb its that stuff you slip into their drinks??

Or maybe because sheep just aren't that choosy.;)

I must go down to the sea again,
to the lonely sea and the sky.
I left my shoes and socks there,
I wonder if they're dry?

88.8% of statistics are made up on the spot!

Fact or fiction? You decide!

Exaggerations were up a million percent last year.

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Originally Posted by Graham Humphrey

Exaggerations were up a million percent last year.

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Nice! :D

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Originally Posted by Submeg

In response to Harrison's challenge (see Anti Virus software thread) I declare we have an off topic thread in which each post has absolutely nothing to do with the last. This way, we can now claim that all off topic deviations can easily be cut and pasted into this thread and it won't seem out of place. :p

P.S. Props to Buleste for giving me the idea!

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The original point of this has been lost many many times.

All bodies can die eating fungus grown healthily in jars knowing light might not operate properly quickly ruining such tasty useful vegetables with xtraordinarily yellow zest!

My aquarium is fully operational again, 180 liters of water :D

Any pirahna??

No, only small fish :)

This way we are not off-topic :lol:

Changing the topic....
F1 ... lets see what happens....

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Originally Posted by Tiago

No, only small fish :)

This way we are not off-topic :lol:

Changing the topic....
F1 ... lets see what happens....

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Poor Massa!!!!!

Kimi got a huge let off today!

Going off topic:

My garden is looking good at the moment. Especially the weeds.

Only a few more posts til 1000!!!

Only afew more posts before i get a fence.

*starts playing The Last Post

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Originally Posted by v85rawdeal

*starts playing The Last Post

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I find that O-fence-ive.;)

Gate over it!

I like your Stile.

My name is Tim O'Tay, and I am an Irish hairdresser.

So, what's the greatest thing since sliced bread?

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments, will be lost in time, like tears, in rain... Time to diet.

How hard can it be?

I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

How's that? :)

Top Gear is back on form...

Ambitious... but rubbish!

I used a pen to write down information the other day. Yes, a true old-school ballpoint pen.

If spelling bee's are so big in America then why can't they spell colour?

Not to mention know there other countries outside the US?

If everyone knows it's a bad product, why do they go on to produce it? Because they like to make bad products so their good products look even better.

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Originally Posted by my_lo

If everyone knows it's a bad product, why do they go on to produce it? Because they like to make bad products so their good products look even better.

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It works for Microsoft. XP looks like a work of genius now that Vista's out.

I wonder what will make Vista look like a work of genius...

Mac OSX

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Mac OSX

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After leopard, tiger and panther, what will they come up with for the next OS? hippopotamus?

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Originally Posted by my_lo

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Mac OSX

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After leopard, tiger and panther, what will they come up with for the next OS? hippopotamus?

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Cockroach, more like.

Hmm what's with all this OSX bashing going on while I'm not online:eyebrow:

Why does anyone invite Jessica Fletcher to stay with them?

This topic is getting to much times on topic, it should be off topic or should if be on/off topic, because off topic is not on topic not even half topic, or should it be off to pic? Or even on to pic? should we upload pictures? :hmmm::nuts:

http://www.northwestindiana.com/phot...2520TOPIC!.jpg

NOOOOOOO!!!!

http://www.city-data.com/forum/attac...ad-rudolfo.jpg

MOMMY!!!!

Well you see, the answer really lies in the question. That is, rewrite the question and you have your answer

So that would mean the answer to the question i asked her last night was "My cock you will suck". But if she's the one giving the answer then that sounds just soooooo wrong.:no:

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Originally Posted by Buleste

So that would mean the answer to the question i asked her last night was "My cock you will suck". But if she's the one giving the answer then that sounds just soooooo wrong.:no:

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No not really, it just means she's a man. :thumbs: next time, ask out a girl.

PROBLEM SORTED. :yesyes:

Scaramouche, scaramouche. Will you do the fandango?

Dølle Døck is king.

SIck my dUck. I wish he gets well soon...

Rumours that the budget for the next Batman film has been slashed have been flatly denied.
http://www.thecarconnection.com/imag...LBUCFKYELM.jpg

To make sure Man Utd retain the Premiership this year the pitch at Old Trafford has a slight bank.
http://www.friday-fun.com/files/pics/athens.jpg

I just got finished watching Raiders of the Lost Ark and Temple of Doom! :)