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And now a sketch, featuring Buleste, whose wife tries not to bring out the beast in him, because she's afraid of mice.
You know your doctor said you were only allowed two pints a day
That's right, yeah
Well, your missus tells me that you have half a dozen pints.
That's right, yeah.
How come?
Well, I went to two other doctors and they allowed me two pints.
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Newsflash
Submeg T. Klowne, Australia's most persistent practical joker, was buried today. He's not dead, it's just the neighbours getting their own back.
1 pint + 1 BigMac = eager... Maybe some ice cream will help :hmmm:
I don't have any of that to hand, so I bought you some :spam:.
ENJOY!
Thank you, Sir. May I interest you in some of my warez?
- Egg and bacon
- Egg, sausage and bacon
- Egg and spam
- Egg, bacon and spam
- Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
- Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
- Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
- Spam, spam, spam, egg, and spam
- Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam
- Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam
- Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam.
And to go with the meat, some red whine?
May I add that the local ale is of exceptional quality.
I agree. It is exceptionally bad!
Dear Sir, are you insinuating that our local ale doesn't meet the necessary standards, or are you trying to be witty? This is not your typical diner, but a fancy place for gentleman and ladies. If you would like to make jokes or have fun, may I recommend the pub accross the street. In here it's about style, elegance and sofistication.
Well, this IS a 'local' shop for 'local' people.
News from Norway:
- An organisation claims that it's sexual discrimination to have seperate toilets for men and women.
What a load of crap!
This week I will be mostly licking worms!
Two toothpicks went out for a walk. Suddenly they noticed a hedgehog. Then one of the tootpicks said to the other, "Look! They are having a party over there!"
Do you like Kippling?
Exams are over!
I have nauseas and i hate summer !
UK summer with constant showers!
Is the weather still bad in England? We've got hot summer weather here in Norway. :)
I pray for rain, i hate the sun, the heat and the big morons with beach slippers, green fluo short and the pack of fries, wisseling at every woman they see (inluding my wife)...
Can't wait for autumn, the toast with mushrooms, the walks in the woods, the soup to warm up, Harry Potter ambiance, Cup of tea and cookies, santa claus and my new TV, so far from everything summer related like sport and diet. Winter is magic, summer is just warm and sticky...
I've read somewhere that in the north, mosquitos can kill mooses... that frightens me :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by P G
I love sitting outside a pub on a hot afternoon watching the suites bake and the girls wear practically nothing whilst drinking lots and lots of good beer.
Weather has been very nice over the past couple of weeks. I've even got a slight sun tan! However today it rained for quite some time. :( Is nice and sunny again now, but... it ruins Wimbledon!
I've never heard of mosquitoes killing elks, but I have spent a year in the extreme north of Norway and believe me the mosquitoes there will frighten you. You hear them coming from a long way, and it's not *bzzzzzzzzz* either, it's more like *flappetyflappetyflappetyflappetyflappetyflappety* It's only a couple of months of the year they come out up there, but during those months you'll be runnning for your life from those things!
The arcade game of the hotel (psychic 5), swiming pool and spanish girls, that was long ago... Now i'm more pies, tea and emulation (still psychic 5). Even when you get old, some things never change.
@Teho
That gives me the creeps! Glad I'm living safe and comfortable down here in the South. ;) We even have a bit of sun during the winter! :DQuote:
I've never heard of mosquitoes killing elks, but I have spent a year in the extreme north of Norway and believe me the mosquitoes there will frighten you. You hear them coming from a long way, and it's not *bzzzzzzzzz* either, it's more like *flappetyflappetyflappetyflappetyflappetyflappety* It's only a couple of months of the year they come out up there, but during those months you'll be runnning for your life from those things!
Could you please record a .wav file of this imitation? I'm just curious :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Teho
A Video would be better!!!!! A Youtube classic.
Reason: Double posting - posts have been automerged
Yeah!!Quote:
A Video would be better!!!!! A Youtube classic.
Come on, Teho, make a video for us! :lol:
Seems to me you people are perfectly capable of imagining that without reference material. So no. ;)
Oh yes, we are. :D The point is that we would like others to experience the thrill as well, hence the video. Do the Telemark-Flap-Flap dude! You know you can do it!
Go Teho!
Go Teho!
Go Teho!
Go! Go! Go!
Go Teho!
Go Teho!
Go Teho!
Go! Go! Go!
I'm sorry Teho. I didn't realise the idea would be this popular.
The Telemark-Flap-Flap? :lol: Ok, so I've lived in the Telemark county just about all my life, but I've never even heard of that one. How's it done then? Flapping your arms wildly while doing telemark turns? I've seen skiers do that, but from the way they tumble spectacularily down the rest of the hill immediately afterwards I always thought they were just losing control. So it's actually a skiing style then, seems I was wrong. :p
Don't worry Buleste. They can nag as much as they want, there is no way I'm making that video and they ought to know it. ;)
Sounds like we need to make a poll...
:tumbleweed:
Fry up some bacon and some beans! Let's play some country music!
Excessive belching can cause brain damage and social ostracism. Kids, please don't give in to peer pressure. Play it safe.
If your pee glows in the dark then stop drinking glow sticks!
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Originally Posted by Buleste
Yeah, but what a great 'airpaint' trick for Bonfire Night!
Is that a sparkler in your hand or are you just pleased to see me?:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by v85rawdealQuote:
Originally Posted by Buleste
Yeah, but what a great 'airpaint' trick for Bonfire Night!
This week, I be mostly smoki... Woooah! I can see right through my hands...
You've worn them out with all that w@nking.:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by v85rawdeal