yea rising inflection really gets on my nerves. But yes, cut the end syllable off, replace it with -o and you'll be fine :thumbs:
Another public service announcement on how to survive in Australia.
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yea rising inflection really gets on my nerves. But yes, cut the end syllable off, replace it with -o and you'll be fine :thumbs:
Another public service announcement on how to survive in Australia.
Welsh seems like a pretty hard language to learn!
Nope, "BAAAAA" got me by, just fine!
I thought that was the way one talked in Portsmouth? ;)
I always find such facts interesting. So it means mouth of the winding river.
Cool, well that explains it! Cheers for that! :thumbs:
My cellphone fell into the toilet ... after I had taken a leak. I should pride myself lucky that I had not just taken a crap, but it still was one of the most unpleasant things to stick my hand in there to retrieve the phone :eyebrow:
I must've spent 15 minutes disinfecting the phone and my hands, but now the phone is doing funny things (such as displaying everything upside down).
Anyone ever had this happen to their phone (or something else valuable)?
Only my head... at school... more than once!!!
I bet that wasn't voluntary?
Ok, this is disturbing....were you texting or talking in the toilet? Either way, eww.
Or: You have a weird toilet that I've never seen before which makes you bend over or stand on your head to take a leak. Weird, maybe it's a Japanese toilet? They spray water up ur @ss so who knows...
The mysteries of life :hmmm:
I used to work for a mobile phone company and you'd be surprised at how many people do drop their phone down the toilet. What bothers me is the fact they are so addicted to their phone they can't even piss without it.
Nah, I wasn't talking on the phone while I was taking a piss.
I had the thing fastened to my belt with a clip, and the clip just came loose.
Thats fair enough. Clip failure is acceptable. Talking on the phone whilst excreting bodily waste is definitly a no no.
People often ask me why I am so funny.
The truth is that I am so bad I unwittingly backed into genius!
I am also known as Britain's Biggest Paving Slab!
Mmmm.. donuts!
Ya know you shouldn't start these stupid threads... My mother started a thread like this once...
...Once!
Age of Bonan
He did the mash.
He did the Monster Mash!
I think these threads are an excellent way to express ur randomness.....
Especially if you read them from the last to the first...
Psycho killer, ques que ce?
MWAH Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Rage of Onan
Sweatty Betty.
Welcome to Norway:
Moose on the loose at Kristiansand's airport
The airport serving the southern coastal city of Kristiansand wasn't among those hit by Norway's recent airport strike, but it was nonetheless disrupted on Tuesday – by a moose running along the runway.
Jon Endresen, in charge of emergency operations at Kristiansand for civil aviation authority Avinor, said his staff formed a sort of human fence, and then managed to steer the moose onto the other side of the real fence bordering the runway.
Here's how to make Chocolate moose.
I love it when a plan...
...er...
...um...
...when a plan...
...er...
... oh, never mind!
Alzhiemers. The only way to forget your troubles.
THE A-TEAM
Going commando since 1983
Not an image i wanted thank you.
Hehe.. That's for sure! :lol:
I pity the fool who sees Little Mr T.
Now that Wesley Snipes is being banged up does that mean his next film is going to be "Shiv"?
Getting sunburned sucks. :( Auuuchh!!
Sunburn? First we need some sun in the UK!
How the **** did Greedo miss when he shot first? Bug eyed wassock. Or was it a conspiracy?
Oh, and did you know that Wedge is Obi-Wan Kenobi's uncle!?!
I knew that. But he's only uncle to the second Obi Wan.
Big brother makes me want to destroy all humanity.
I had a great idea regarding Big Brother. Turn the house into a gas chamber! Problem solved! ;)
Unfortunatly there would still be the people who want to be contestants and the people who watch it. The final solution is not enough. Although an Alquieda attack on the house would be quite watchable. It would certainly turn my sympathies towards them.
But with the house being a gas chamber it would be perfect. All the idiots would still for some unknown reason want to be a house mate so we could easily get a steady stream of idiots entering the house, but never leaving! And it would increase viewing numbers because everyone who hates the show would suddenly be tuning in to see the irradiation of the wasters from our world.