Never could get into their music.
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Never could get into their music.
Not even Hash - Cake?
I did try a Urinal Cake though. SSSSWWWWWEEEEEEETTTTTT!!!!!! I had fresh breath even after i came out of hospital.
And now for something completely different.
i'm tired of work, i want to go home.... :wall:
I'm at home and want to go to work! ;)
Beware of the flowers 'cos I'm sure they're gonna get ya...
...YEAH!
finally, 18:24 here in Lisbon, i'm off !!!
Going home now, 45 minutes to get 5 km of subway and 20 km of train to Estoril.
The war has arrived at the gates of Hillys!
You cannot trust this boy! His mind has been warped by colours, sounds and shapes!
You're my wife now.
We didn't burn him.
Oh, Brian, your dad and I don't care what you do as long as you're not gay.
Joe he was a young Cord-Wangler, Munging Greebles did he go.
And he loved a Bogler's daughter by the name of Chiswick Flo.
Like she was and like her Grusset, Oh her Gander Parts were fine.
But she sneered at his Cord-Wangle as it hung upon the line.
So he stole a Wogler's Moulie for to make a Wedding Ring.
But the Bow Street Runners caught him and the Judge said "You will Swing".
Oh they tied him by the Postern, Nailed his Moulie to the Fence!
For to warn all young Cord-Wanglers that it was a grave offence.
There's a moral to this story; Though your Cord Wangle be poor keep your hands off other's Moulies, For it is against the Law.
You can't drink a pint of bovril!
Thankyou, and goodnightQuote:
No one knows I play guitar
Wearing her red bra...
I used to think that life was unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse, if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe.
If this thread were a person, would ANYONE pay Buleste and I the ransom?
If this thread was a plane, would the pilot take us to Cuba?
If this thread was a plane i'd take the bus.
Take this bus to Cuba
It's a strange thing, but every sentient race has its own version of these Swedish meatballs. I suspect it's one of those great universal mysteries which will either never get explained or which will drive you mad if you ever learned the truth.
I'm a bit uncomfortable with nudity.
Did i leave my webcam on again???
I'm worried about that mole on your back. It looked like it had sharp claws.
Mole? I thought it was a rat. I was saving it for some rat tart.
You do live in Portsmouth so theres bound to be plenty more tarts around.
*Cues the James Bond Theme*
The name's Nahasapeemapetalon... Apu Nahaspeemapetalon.
Licenced to sell triple-thick Slushies!
He was for sure a giddy kipper.
They call me flipper, faster than lightening, king of the sea.
No they don't. They call you TiredOfLife.
Do illiterate people get the full affect of alphabet soup?
Are arable farmers all cereal killers?
If French is the language of love, why is their population not greater than China's?
Have you seen how limp the average French sausage is?
I'm not that kind of boy.
Skippy, the rain won`t come
Rub it a bit harder then.
And don't forget the sock!
Or the apple pie!
In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe,
fuzzy, woolly toes,
he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all
Leonard Nimoy at his best. NOT!!!!
Have you ever seen the video???
I think we've had this discussion before and probably on this thread but yes i've seen the video and it is only bettered by William Shatners version of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. the Video is new but the music is sadly real.
Also try find his Rocketman. It's sadder than Submegs beard.
It was a backhanded compliment. I'm just saying that there is something worse outthere than Submegs beard, not much but something at least.;) (Sorry Submegs now my new target as he keeps beating my highscores in the arcade when he shoudl be beating Amiga12's so i can be on the leaderboard. I'm not bitter, honest:yesyes:)
My name is Richard Dangerous, and this is Sir Adrian Dangerous.
... And we are The Dangerous Brothers!
Sorry you must have me confused with someone else my names ZORRO!!!
No point in putting on the gutties today, as it's raining. :(
@V85 fancy a bit of Pete and Dud one leg too few
Miss Rigby! Stella, my love! Would you please send in the next auditioner, please. Mr. Spiggott, I believe it is.