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Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.
The iTit will cost from $499 to $599 depending on the size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts, and not listening to them
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And being from Apple they should also be easy to use. ;)
Will it feature a touch-screen? Hohoho.
Apparently Apple are going to produce speakers that can be fitted into the buttocks!
The only problem I see is conversations along this line...
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"Did the earth move for you too, darling?"
"No, I accidently turned up the bass!"
I suppose you could connect them up to a mic so that people really could talk out of their arse!