Missing the point?

Many years ago someone invented the handy pocket knife. Since then people have been adding more and more different and sometime useful, sometimes pointless tools, until this came out of someone's warped imagination. Unfortunately at 9 inches wide it is only a pocket knife if you are either a clown or have some strange leg deformity which allows you to have trousers baggy enough to fit the thing in but find they still fit perfectly. Still you'd be able to impress the ladies with your trouser bulge;).

Forget the madness of the completely impractical design... £499.95 ???? :o :blink:

And that's not including the fact that if you are stopped by the police these days and are found to be carrying a swiss army knife they can arrest you for carrying a dangerous weapon. The world just gets madder and more paranoid by the day!

But imagine the number of forms the police would have to fill in to charge you with carrying all those different offensive weapons. And that Cigar cutter could be useful for use at a Bris.:blink:

My God! .....:blink: . I thing to use it as a weapon it's better just to trow it to the oponent than to trie choose one knife... LOL