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6th July 2007, 23:59
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iTit will cost from $499 to $599 depending on the size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts, and not listening to them

7th July 2007, 00:07

And being from Apple they should also be easy to use. ;)

7th July 2007, 23:05
Will it feature a touch-screen? Hohoho.

11th August 2007, 14:12
Apparently Apple are going to produce speakers that can be fitted into the buttocks!

The only problem I see is conversations along this line...

"Did the earth move for you too, darling?"

"No, I accidently turned up the bass!"

11th August 2007, 19:10
I suppose you could connect them up to a mic so that people really could talk out of their arse!