You know you spend too long playing games when...

[v85rawdeal]

1. Every time you see someone wearing a white hoodie, you want to mug them for the $2000 and the pistol they are carrying...

2. The clothes people wear remind of you specific game boxes


...What other ones can people think of?

[Puni/Void]

3. Starting a conversation, you suddenly wonder where the "dialogue options" are.

4. After a shopping-spree downtown, you try to put a shovel and big sledgehammer (and a rubber chicken) into your pocket in true Monkey Island style, only to realize that it doesn't work.

5. You look at the map of your city, and all you think about is to "fast-travel" like in Oblivion to a specific location.

[Demon Cleaner]

6. When you talk again to the same person, you expect him to repeat his earlier words.

7. There are no monsters in towns. But when you travel outside a town, you expect that at any given moment you may suddenly be attacked by a monster.

8. You believe that an overnight sleep will heal you completely.

[Harrison]

9. You start looking through all of the draws and cabinets in a strangers house for potions and items to sell.

10. Consider changing your car so you can listen to a different musical genre.

11, You start repeating tasks in the hope that you will improve your stats.

[v85rawdeal]

12. You start shouting button combinations at the TV whilst watching wrestling or martial arts programmes and movies.

[TiredOfLife]

See a black 4 wheel drive car and think FBI.
(This actually happened)

[Submeg]

14. Wonder why ppl think you are strange when you see a disliked colleague and you disguise yourself with an upside down cardboard box with "supplies" written on it

[v85rawdeal]

15. Whenever you get to a new part of town, you look around for the save-point.

16. You don't go to a funeral because you KNOW they are going to respawn soon!!!

[Teho]

17: Hate elevators because you know they are only disguised loading screens.

[Submeg]

18. You look outside and wonder when the next disaster is coming

[v85rawdeal]

19. You wonder why you are not being pixelated whenever you have a shower, bath or use the toilet.

20. You spin around very quickly in an attempt to change your clothes.

[Submeg]

21. To go downtown, to the beach or on a vacation, instantly, a yellow taxi appears outside your house

[Harrison]

22. When you get injured you wonder why you don't instantly appear standing outside of the Hospital missing some of your cash.

23. The dents in your car don't magically heal themselves when you start the next "race".

[Submeg]

24. You wonder why you can never seem to pull off the double backflip spinning cresent moon flame kick in real life

[Harrison]

25. While jumping into the air you don't go even higher by jumping again.

[Submeg]

26. Pressing pause doesn't pause your life

[v85rawdeal]

27. You fit a body-kit, sound system, hydraulics and plasma lighting to your baby's pram.

[Sharingan]

28. ... you mentally press the space bar (or whatever key the that action is configured to) when you want to jump.

29. ... you expect an exclamation mark to appear over someone's head when you try to scare them.

30. ... you squash a fly, you check its corpse for money and treasures.

31. ... you refer to your lunch box as 'rations'.

32. ... you try to take a peek at the health bar when you're feeling lousy.

[v85rawdeal]

33. You walk into a fast-food place and eat 10 super-size meals, one after the other.

34. You hire a 3 piece orchestra to walk behind you playing dramatic music at the right time.

[Submeg]

35. Once you've held up your friends and stolen all their cash and food, you stun them and then look for a locker to stuff them into

[v85rawdeal]

36. You see the words 'Left Left Down Up' and you KNOW which level of Space Ace that is...

[Demon Cleaner]

36. You see the words 'Left Left Down Up' and you KNOW which level of Space Ace that is...OMG :lol:

[Sharingan]

37. ... your definition of a normal sized female breast is:

wa·ter·mel·on [waw-ter-mel-uhn, wot-er-]

noun 1. the large, roundish or elongated fruit of a trailing vine, Citrullus lanata, of the gourd family, having a hard, green rind and a sweet, juicy, usually pink or red pulp.

[Harrison]

You know that sort of thing will end up making you blind Sharingan! :lol:

[Sharingan]

Yep ... but at least I'll go blind happy :)

[v85rawdeal]

You know you have played games for far too long when you pause whilst talking, to allow someone else to interrupt a second later!!!